Anne Frankly, the Führer, the Better

THAAAANK YOU.

nerdfighterly:

stfuconservatives:

dcxvi submitted: “I just thought this was funny.”

I fucking hate Perry SO MUCH.

“I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a Christian. I believe in the Father, the Son, and… um… err, what’s the third one?”

drst:

westandwiththe99percent:

I made millions studying the math of mortgages and bonds and helping bankers pass the Chartered Financial Analyst Exam.  

It isn’t fair that I have retired in comfort after a career working with financial instruments while people who worked as nurses, teachers, soldiers, etc. are worried about paying for their future, their healthcare, and their children’s educations.

They are the backbone of this country that allowed me to succeed.

I am willing to pay more taxes so that everyone can look forward to a secure future like I do.

I am the 1%
I stand with the 99%

(Which equals 100% of America.)

Tax me.

Just in case you needed something to counter the “OWS is all a bunch of lazy kids rabble rousing” meme.

:’)

edwardspoonhands:

I honestly don’t even REMEMBER THIS! But it was a very funny joke, so that’s good!

fyeah-hankgreen:

A Few Of My Favorite Things

This may or may not be as funny as it was in the video. Still love it though. :)

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everycoolthingexcepttwilight:

halfbloodmagic:

youngandundecided:

thedoctorsdaughter:

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Yep, I think you’re the only one.

Yup you are :)

 You sure are.

You’re the only one. I’m pretty sure this is called ‘photo-shoot’.

Just because she’s wearing this, doesn’t mean she’s a slut for goodness’ sake.

Only one, for sure. You’re a one-person bandwagon… going off a cliff.

everycoolthingexcepttwilight:

fuckyeahpopicons:

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I love the new ones, but yeah, I still prefer the old ones.

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

Wait, Mandy Moore was famous for singing? When was this? I guess I never cared about her…

inceptionmovie:

(via fuckyeahinception)

TOTALLY DID.

I need to get the nerdiest piece ever as my totem. Hmm…

theanimalblog:

(Submission)

pissforpeace:

fuckyeahinception:

It looks like he finally got it right.

(via fyeahinceptionsecrets)

YUM.

(via fuckyeahlabyrinth)

I fucking love this movie. Who WOULDN’T want to be with David Bowie forever?

Fatal mistake, Connelly.

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I do that with my Gatorade.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot: 

1. Do you know who this is? That’s David. Fucking. Tennant. Sure, you may not know him right away, but in the UK he’s a super huge celebrity. That’s right ladies, he’s foreign. That means he has a sexy accent to go along with his dashing good looks. He’s actually from Scotland, and when he speaks you can’t help but listen and drool.
2. This mother fucker played Hamlet in the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production in England. HAMLET. The single greatest accomplishment any actor could ever hope to overcome. And he does it really well. And the parts where he’s angry is strangely arousing.
3. He’s also Doctor Who. Doctor Who, in case you didn’t know,  is a sexy nine hundred and something year old timelord that takes young girls on trips in his TARDIS through space and time. Could you imagine being that girl? Plus when he puts those glasses on and becomes all inquisitive with his brilliant mind, I mean, come on.
4. HIS HAIR. His hair is fantasticly incredible. So perfectly shaped and groomed to the point where it looks great, but doesn’t scream metro sexual. I mean, it has an entire blog dedicated to the love of this man’s hair. That’s got to say something.
5. He’s apparently a fantastic kisser. According to the actress that has kissed both him and his replacement, Matt Smith, in Doctor Who, he wins hands down. Now doesn’t that sound delicious?

{submission}

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. That name. Cillian Murphy. It just rolls off your tongue. Oh, and, by the way, bitches, it’s pronounced Kill-ee-ahn. So STOP FUCKING IT UP.
2. Those eyes. You want those eyes looking into yours after a soft, slow kiss. You want those eyes looking into yours as your panties are falling to the floor. You want those eyes looking into yours as…I’ll let you fill the next one in yourself. Yeah. Stephin Merritt could write songs about those eyes.
3. He’s Irish. Which means, adorable Irish accent.
4. He can play a comic book supervillain and still be fucking hot. He can play a tranny and still be fucking hot; in fact, he may be even MORE fucking hot than normal. For God’s sake, he can play a fucking TERRORIST and still be fucking hot. Cillian, can I hijack YOUR plane?
5. HE FUCKING AUCTIONED OFF HIS FUCKING UNDERWEAR FOR CHARITY. How many men would have the courage to do that, I wonder? NOT THAT MANY, BITCHES. Here’s a whole SLIDESHOW of Cillian. You’re welcome.

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And I’ve ALWAYS loved him, too!

fuckyeahladygaga:

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